Wednesday, January 4, 2017

Don't Be A Dorkus

I held my first weight lifting session of this little experiment. My normal routine is three sets of three different exercises at a time, then move on to the next three and so on. The entire time I kept an eye out on this machine to close my final exercise:

Two dorkuses that looked no more than 14 were on it the entire hour I was lifting. As I was closing in on my final three tasks,  I asked "you guys almost done?" One of them dorkusly snarked "we have 8 more sets."

I honestly didn't care as I was tired of lifting anyway. But I guess I wasn't the only one waiting on them. In came two big dudes who yelled "You've been on it for an hour, you're done."

For some reason my reaction towards them was something like this:

They gave me a weird look and scampered off.

Moral of the story - don't be a dorkus in the gym, especially when there are some big guys and a Winnie the Pooh looking guy waiting behind you.

P.S. I didn't even do my last work out. My arms are going to to have the same amount of strength as this guy tomorrow:




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