New Years Resolutions - Lets Work Out Together

This happens every time right after New Years - a couple decides their resolution is to work out together. The only thing is they are mismatched. One of them isn't on the same level as the other and tries to do the same work out as their counterpart.

In today's tale we had a guy that is pretty fit and a girl that weighs no more than a ghost. Poor thing was trying to do 35 lb lunges throughout the the gym to match her man. She could barely hold the weights in her hands. By the time she was done her arms were shaking from holding that weight.

The guy kept trying to give me the evil eye like I was staring at her when I was simply staring at the situation. Every time they finished a set they kissed like a fifth grader, simply mushing their faces together for 10 seconds.

Moral of the story is: don't be a fat almost dad, or else you'll have to witness stupid stuff like this because you have to spend extra time on the bike to drop weight.